zaynofthrones:

orange is the new black season 2 trailer x



assvvipe:

How DARE you compare THE BEATLES to ONE DIRECTION!! FIRST OF ALL, THE BEATLES are a BAND OF DUDES who sang CATCHY TUNES that ATTRACTED A LARGELY FEMALE FANBASE- wait







One flesh, one heart, one soul. His mouth twisted. She wasted no time proving how much those vows meant to her, did she? Well, what did you expect, dwarf?







lightwoodvevo:

my least favorite time of the month is when my vagina reenacts the red wedding



whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb



Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you